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Hacking nature: Botanical Overclocking with our Human Bonet and Grower Bruteforce

We are immersing ourselves in the world of cyberspace and bringing hacking to our indoors.

Just like in the digital world, where hackers use a “botnet” to coordinate large-scale tasks, we are creating a “Human Bot-Net”, where all of us, enthusiastic cultivators, come together to achieve a common goal: hacking our cannabis plants and discovering the genetics that respond best to mutation.

And why are we doing it as hackers? Through a “Brute-Force” to nature!

Did you read about brute force attacks in the hacking world?
It is when we try all possible combinations of a key until we find the correct one and access someone’s information.

So, with hundreds of us testing different genetics and growing conditions, we are doing a brute force attack on cannabis genetics until we discover which combination produces the most potent and productive plant.

And of course, once we have found our ideal genetics, we will “overclock” it.
Like gamers who increase the speed of their processors for additional performance, we duplicate the chromosomes of our plants to obtain larger, stronger and more productive cannabis plants.
So, yes, we are hackers. But instead of codes and systems, we are hacking nature itself.

Join our “Human Bot-Net” and help take Argentina’s cannabis world to new limits!

PROOF OF CONCEPT ;-)

import time
import random

class CannabisPlant:
    def __init__(self, name, chromosome_sets=2):
        self.name = name
        self.chromosome_sets = chromosome_sets

    def mutate(self, method):
        print(f"\nAplicando {method} a {self.name}...")
        time.sleep(2)
        if method == "colchicina":
            self.chromosome_sets *= 2
        print(f"¡Exito! {self.name} ahora es un poliploide con {self.chromosome_sets} sets de cromosomas!")

class Grower:
    def __init__(self, name, plants=None):
        self.name = name
        self.plants = plants if plants else []

    def add_plant(self, plant):
        self.plants.append(plant)

    def apply_treatment(self, plant_name, method):
        for plant in self.plants:
            if plant.name == plant_name:
                plant.mutate(method)
                break
        else:
            print(f"\nNo se encontró ninguna planta con el nombre {plant_name}.")

def welcome_message():
    print("""
    ***********************************************************
    * Bienvenidos a la Botnet Humana de supercannais.ar       *
    * Estamos en el proceso de overclocking botánico          *
    * Con la fuerza bruta de cultivadores.                    *
    * ¿Pensas que sos un genio del cannabis?                  *
    * ¿Crees que tus cultivos pueden ganar copas Cannabicas?  *
    * No nos hagas reír. Únite a nuestra BotNet Humana y      *
    * demostranos cuánto vales realmente.                     *
    * Veni, conviértete en un nodo más en nuestro ejército    *
    * de hackers botánicos, y puede que te tomemos en serio   *
    ***********************************************************
    """)

def create_growers(num_growers):
    growers = []
    for i in range(num_growers):
        growers.append(Grower(f"Cultivador_{i+1}"))
    return growers

def start_experiment(growers):
    for grower in growers:
        plant_name = f"Planta_{random.randint(1,1000)}"
        grower.add_plant(CannabisPlant(plant_name))
        grower.apply_treatment(plant_name, "colchicina")

def main():
    welcome_message()
    num_growers = int(input("Introduzca el número de cultivadores en nuestra botnet humana: "))
    if num_growers > 1000:
        print("\nBotnet Humana activada. Reclutamiento forzado de cultivadores completado. El Overclocking botánico ha comenzado...\n")
        growers = create_growers(num_growers)
        start_experiment(growers)
        print("\nGracias por su participación involuntaria en nuestra operación de hacking genético. ¡No olvide regar sus plantas!\n")
    else:
        print("\nNecesitamos más víctimas, digo... cultivadores para empezar, aumentando el valor de la variable EGO+1. ¡La botnet humana debe ser más grande!")

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()